spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

(via nostalgic-dreamz)

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via littlefloweremoji)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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